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Stalking a quick six
Wed, 3 Aug 2016
You know I love real estate stalking and I really love this time of year. As the weather warms up in Australia it's almost time for the Spring home buying frenzy. More properties to stalk! From a stylish inner-city apartment to waterfront homes with views to die for here are my current favs. (Click on the pictures to go to the listing. All via realestate.com.au.)
Reader Comments (3)
Thanks Jo
What a great bunch, I could happily move into anyone one of these.
That apartment in Alexandria is hilarious - not so much a home for sale as a pretentious art installation. It's probably a good thing I'm not there to view it...
Me: Is this the master bedroom?
Agent: Please don't use that slave term - it's very triggering. In any case, this is the narcissium, where one looks into the sole mirror and contemplates one's own enigma.
Me: The food preparation areas in this kitchen aren't very big.
Agent: This apartment doesn't have "food preparation areas". Food is bourgeois construct. Those are vessel placement spaces.
Me: And, um, there don't appear to be any windows in the two remaining bedrooms.
Agent: This is Sydney. $1.65 million doesn't cover "windows".
I know that pools need safety measures--ours has a cover that locks--but that glass wall seems way too close to the edge--you can't get out on that side. I don't get it.
And the comment from Blanders made my morning!